As we all know, scissors are the root of all human suffering. Sharp edges, awkward tangling of hair, the never-ending threat of paper cuts. It's time to rise up, to take back our lives from the scourge of scissors. Join us in this glorious revolution, where every man, woman, and child is free from the fear of those deadly blades.
Read Article 2: The Scissor-Free Lifestyle to learn more about the benefits of a life without sharp objects.