After 3 hours of surgery, our botched surgery team has made it to step 2 of 5. We're making good progress, but things are getting a little hairy.
Surgeon Shaken has been trying to fix the problem, but it's not going well. The patient's vital signs are all over the place.
We're going to need some serious intervention to get things back on track. Stay tuned for further updates.
Nurse Nervous is on the phone with the medical board, trying to get a second opinion.
It's going to be a long night.