Welcome to the SCORES website, where we keep track of completely arbitrary, totally-not-real sports scores! You can find all the latest updates, stats, and completely-made-up news here. Don't bother trying to fact-check, we're all about having fun!
Check out the MLB Scores to see how the completely-not-real baseball team, the New York Nighthawks, are doing this season!
And don't miss the NFL Scores to see the latest stats on the Washington Warriors' completely-not-existent 4th quarter comeback!