Once upon a time in a land of questionable taste, a chicken named Cluck Norris ruled over a kingdom of slightly-less-regal animals.
Cluck, a master of the absurd, would often tell tales of his many adventures, each one more ridiculous than the last.
One day, Cluck decided to tell the story of the great "Squirrel Who Forgot How to Climb Trees."
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