A technique so advanced, so refined, so utterly useless in the real world. But hey, who needs actual skill when you can just scratch away with reckless abandon?
Step 1: Find a surface that's just out of reach, like that one spot on your back that's driving you crazy.
Step 2: Develop a complex system of scratch marks, carefully crafted to maximize discomfort and potential for future injury.
Step 3: Apply said system with reckless abandon, disregarding any concerns for personal safety or aesthetics.
Take it to the next level with Scratching Technique 3: The Art of Frustration-Induced Nerve Damage!
Don't say we didn't warn you.