Are you tired of winning? Sick of being the hero? Do you want to experience the thrill of defeat and disappointment?
Don't listen to anyone, not even us. We're just here to make you look foolish.
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Choose poorly, very poorly. Select the option that will surely lead to disaster. We're rooting for you... not.
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You know it's coming. We all know it's coming. But you still want to be surprised, don't you?