THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO LOSING THE BATTLE

Are you tired of winning? Sick of being the hero? Do you want to experience the thrill of defeat and disappointment?

Step 1: Ignore All Advice

Don't listen to anyone, not even us. We're just here to make you look foolish.

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Step 2: Make Poor Life Choices

Choose poorly, very poorly. Select the option that will surely lead to disaster. We're rooting for you... not.

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Step 3: Expect Everything to Go Wrong

You know it's coming. We all know it's coming. But you still want to be surprised, don't you?

Understand the futility of expecting the unexpected