Why Bother

It's a question that has plagued the minds of philosophers and procrastinators alike for centuries. Why, indeed, do we bother with anything at all? Is it for the fleeting satisfaction of accomplishment, or the hollowประก What Prophets of Despair, We Mean

Prophets of Despair

Meet our team of expert Prophets of Despair, here to guide you through the existential crisis that is life.

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Success Stories

We've got some real-life examples of people who have successfully given up on life, and we're proud of them.

Read about Bob, who finally mastered the art of doing nothing, and won several awards for it.

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