Scrolling with prophets closed: The Art of Blind Navigation

Scrolling with eyes closed is an art form that requires finesse, patience, and a healthy dose of recklessness. It's not for the faint of heart, but for those who dare to defy the conventions of the internet.

Our research team has developed a comprehensive guide to help you master the art of blind scrolling:

Techniques

• The One Finger Technique
• The Two Finger Tap Out
• The Three Fingers Are Not Enough

Success Stories

We've got stories of blind scrolling triumphs and disasters:

• Scrolling for Peace, Finding for Profit
• Accidental Like Button Press
• Lost in the Haze

Join our community of blind scrollers and share your own stories of triumph and disaster:

Tell us your story: Share your tale of blind scrolling woe