For the truly masochistic, this technique involves applying a 3-minute belly rub while simultaneously whispering insults to your victim. Next
For the faint of heart, this involves applying a soft, soothing belly rub while reciting the entirety of War and Peace.Back
For those seeking a truly existential experience, apply a 5-minute belly rub while contemplating the meaninglessness of human existence.
For the truly refined, this technique involves applying a delicate belly rub while reciting The Art of War.Next