Today we're going to learn the art of whispering to seals. It's a complex and delicate process, but trust us, it's worth it. You see, seals are like sponges - they absorb everything, including your deepest, darkest secrets. But don't worry, we've got you covered.
So, let's get started! Find a seal, approach it calmly, and whisper your heart out.
Good luck, seal whisperer!