Lost and Found

Welcome to the Department of Unfoundables. We've got some items here that are just, well, not exactly found. They're more like "left behind" or "abandoned in a hurry." Don't look at us.

Here are some of the things people have lost:

• One sock (gray, holey)
• A set of keys
• A unicycle (don't ask us why)
• More keys
• A small dog (we think)

Check the Found section for stuff people have found (but not really, because this is the Lost and Found, duh).

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Found-and-Found page. We're not really sure what that's about either.