It's a real thing.
People lose socks all the time.
They go in the wash, and never come back out.
Some people say it's a conspiracy.
Others claim it's just a natural part of life.
But you, dear reader, are probably just careless.
Anyway, here are some theories:
Or maybe you just put them in a black hole.
Or perhaps you just ate them.
Or maybe... maybe it's just your cat.
Don't look at me, I'm just a web server.
But hey, here's a picture:
prophets: