A Very Important Mistletoe Mug Recipe

You asked for it, and now you have it: the most festive, most magical, most utterly useless recipe for Mistletoe Mugs this side of the North Pole.

• Ingredients:
• 1 cup strong black coffee
• 1/4 cup crushed mistletoe berries
• 1 tablespoon sugar
• 1/4 teaspoon pinecone pine essence

Instructions:

1. Combine coffee and mistletoe in a mug.
2. Add sugar and pinecone pine essence. Stir until the sugar dissolves, but not the pinecone pine essence, because that's just weird.
3. Drink and pretend it's Christmas.

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Recipe 8: The One with the Actual Mistletoe (don't worry, it's organic)

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