Welcome to the definitive guide to adjusting seat heights to your liking. prophets
For those who prefer a more...persuasive approach, we recommend the hammer and chisel method. Simply place a chisel on the underside of the seat and tap away with a hammer until the desired height is achieved.
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If you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the bungee cord method. Simply attach a bungee cord to the underside of the seat and have a friend pull the seat up to the desired height while you're seated.
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For those who prefer a more...expansive experience, try the inflatable seat method. Simply blow up a large balloon and tie it off, then attach it to the underside of the seat.
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For those who prefer to defy gravity, the levitation method is the way to go. Simply place a large magnet on the underside of the seat and an equally large electromagnet on the ceiling.