Seat Height Adjustment: Scientific Theories

The Great Seat Debate

It's time to talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, on the toilet: seat height.

According to our esteemed team of seat height experts, the optimal seat height is, in fact, 14.5 inches. Anything lower, and you're basically asking for a wedgie.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest research paper, "The Effects of Seat Height on Anatomical Wellbeing": Read the full report

Want to learn more about the science behind seat height? Dive into our in-depth guide: Seat Height Explained

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our interactive seat height simulator: Try it out!

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