58 Seconds Later... or is it?
According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up calculations, you are experiencing time dilation at a rate of 1 second per minute. Don't worry, it's normal.
As a result, you have been placed in a temporal loop, reliving the same 58 seconds over and over. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more pixels.
Click here to relive the next 58 seconds or go back in time.
Disclaimer: Time dilation is not actually a thing, and our calculations are purely fictional. But hey, it's a fun thought experiment, right?