By accessing Seconds Time Dilation Sim 3000, you agree to the following:
- Time dilation will be achieved, but not guaranteed.
- You will experience a strong urge to check your watch every 5 minutes.
- Unstable quantum fluctuations may cause your socks to disappear.
- You will be asked to participate in focus groups, surveys, and possibly even therapy sessions.
- We reserve the right to alter your perception of time and space.
- We are not responsible for any lost productivity or spontaneous combustion.
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