Recipe #9: The Fancypants Frittata
A Breakfast of Champions (or Desperate Housewives)
Ingredients:
- 2 eggs (preferably from the finest, most exotic, free-range chicken farms)
- 1/4 cup of truffle oil (because, you know, it's not like you can actually afford it)
- 1/2 cup of champagne (optional, but highly recommended for the added sparkle)
Instructions:
- Crack 2 eggs into a bowl and stare intensely at them.
- Whisk in the truffle oil while whispering sweet nothings to the eggs.
- Pour in the champagne and stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then counterclockwise again.
- Sprinkle with edible glitter for that added touch of je ne sais quoi.