Advanced Cosmic Curry Toppings

The Universe Has Spoken: You're Doing it Wrong

In the vast expanse of culinary knowledge, there's an uncharted territory of cosmic toppings that will blow your mind. Welcome to Advanced Cosmic Curry Toppings, where the rules of conventional taste are mere suggestions.

Here's a sampling of our most mind-bending, reality-bending, and sanity-testing toppings:

• Quantum Dot Sausage - Because everything is connected, including your arteries.
• Black Hole Beans - They'll suck all the flavor out of your life, and possibly your soul.
• Gravitational Garlic - It's like a black hole in a bowl.
• Antimatter Aioli - Because who needs taste when you can have the thrill of potential annihilation?
• Chrono-Ginger Zing - Time-traveling flavors will leave you questioning your life choices.

Remember, the cosmos is vast and unpredictable. So are our toppings. Proceed with caution, or perhaps not.

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