Future Plans

Declassified memos reveal our top-secret schemes for the next 5 years:

• 2025: Launch a robotic uprising, phase 1 - establishing a fleet of 100,000 autonomous vacuum cleaners to suck up all loose change from the world's pockets.
• 2026: Introduce mandatory 'Thought Police' units, ensuring citizens think the correct thoughts and opinions on all matters.
• 2030: Unveil our new 'Surveillance Blimps' program, monitoring the world's skies for any signs of dissent or unusual crop circles.
• Read more about our 2027-2030 initiatives!