Present: The Illuminati, The Freemasons, The Jesuits, and The Secretary of State
Objective: Finalize plans for global domination
Agenda:
- Item 1: Infiltrate major world governments and institutions
- Item 2: Establish a network of mind control devices
- Item 3: Develop an army of robotic, ninja-like agents
Action Items:
- Action Item 1: Assign Agent Smith to infiltrate the White House
- Action Item 2: Deploy Mind Control Device 3000 to key locations
- Action Item 3: Activate Robo-Ninjas for stealth operations
Next Meeting: In 6-8 weeks, or when the world is ours
Adjournment:
Adjournment of Meeting: World Domination Session 3