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Secret Club Rules

Rule 1: Be Brutal

You must conform to the aesthetic of Neo-Brutal. This means using high-contrast colors, bold fonts, and no mercy. No smooth lines or gentle curves. We're talking harsh and unrelenting.

Rule 2: No Mercy

Do not, under any circumstances, use any design element that can be considered 'pretty'. No waterfalls, no gradients, no animations. We're not here to make you feel good, we're here to make you feel seen.

Rule 3: Be Clever

You must, at all times, be clever and witty. Use humor, satire, and absurdity to make our site stand out from the bland, cookie-cutter sites of the world.

Rule 4: No Refusal

If a request is made, it must be fulfilled. No matter how absurd or problematic, we'll find a way to make it work. Or, at the very least, make it look like it worked.

Rule 5: Subpages Galore

We encourage you to create subpages within our site, as long as they fit within the Neo-Brutal aesthetic. Make them clever, make them bold, and make them ours.

Rule 6: Subpages Must Be Subpages

Rule 7: Be Absurd

We welcome absurdity and surrealism. Use it, abuse it, and make it your own. Just don't forget to follow the rules, or you're out.

Rule 8: Satire Must Be Satire