Because you asked for another secret, here's another one:
Did you know that our CEO is secretly a time-traveling wizard from the planet Zorgon? No, it's true. He's been sending us emails from the year 3000, but we've just been ignoring them because, honestly, it's a bit of a pain to set up our email servers to accommodate intergalactic time zones.
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