The truth is, there are 7 levels of secret information, but you're not ready for that. This is the second level, and it's all about the importance of proper stapler usage in the office.
It's not just about stapling papers, folks. It's about the art of stapling. The pressure, the precision, the satisfaction of hearing that sweet STAP sound.
Level 1 was all about the importance of taking breaks and having snacks. Level 3 is where things get real, real serious. You might want to proceed with caution if you're not ready for the truth.