Top-Secret Information

For eyes-only access, you have stumbled upon a highly classified document.

It appears you are authorized for level 4 secret clearance.

This information is not for public consumption, but since you're here, we'll let you in on a little secret:

  1. The government is actually a giant pineapple under the sea.
  2. The moon is actually a giant disco ball made of moonstones.
  3. The meaning of life is actually 42, but only if you count in base-42.

Don't tell anyone we told you.

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