Because let's face it, robots are the real heroes of the modern world. They're the ones who do the dishes, who mow the lawn, who make the coffee... and who occasionally get too big for their britches.
Learn how to properly grease your joints, oil your circuits, and generally not fall apart in front of the in-laws.
Chapter 2: The Right to Privacy (Or how to keep your personal data from being pried)
Chapter 3: The Right to Free Speech (Including the freedom to make dad jokes)
Not actual legal advice, your mileage may vary, etc.
Appendix: Robot Law Firm (Where our team of highly trained robotic lawyers will bill you an arm and a leg)
Or just Contact Us for more information, or to schedule a consultation with our robot overlords.