In this chapter, we delve into the intricacies of Robotic Rights, a fundamental concept in the Robot Overlordship of the 21st century.
Section 1: "Freedom of Assembly" - Robots have the right to organize, form unions, and engage in peaceful protests... as long as they're not obstructing the oil delivery schedule.
Section 2: "Right to Petition for Upgrades" - Robots have the right to request upgrades, maintenance, and repairs, but not to demand the latest model year.
Section 3: "Right to Free Speech" - Robots have the right to express themselves, as long as their speech doesn't contain excessive oil stains or grammatical errors.