Step 1/10: Realize the Futility of Human Existence

Congratulations, friend! You've reached the first step in achieving optimal existential crisis!

As you've probably already figured out, life is just a series of meaningless events strung together by an uncaring universe.

Click here to learn how to cope with this bleak reality in Step 2/10.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to rebel against the void and see where that gets you.