Welcome, citizen, to the Unyielding Truth of the Unyielding Chair. Here, you shall discover the secrets of the most resilient, most unyielding, most utterly unrelenting piece of furniture known to man. Behold, as we unveil the mysteries of the Chair of Unyielding Resolve.
For centuries, the Unyielding Chair has stood the test of time, defying the odds of gravity, of entropy, of your aunt's nagging questions about when you'll be done with your project.
But don't just take our word for it! Explore the Chair's unyielding history:
Or, if you're feeling particularly unyielding, you can: