Section 10: The Tenets of Supreme Being

Subsection 5: The Tenet of Supreme Being: "I Shall Not Be Moved, I Shall Not Be Shaken"

As per the sacred texts, one should not be swayed by the whims of others, nor should one be swayed by the whims of oneself.

For it is written, "I shall not be moved, I shall not be shaken."

And so, one must cultivate a sense of unshakeable stoicism, lest one be swept away by the winds of change.

Or, as the great sage, "The Unshakable One," once said, "I'd rather be a rock than a leaf."

Read on: Subsection 5.2: The Tenet of Supreme Being: "I Shall Not Be Moved, I Shall Not Be Shaken (But Mostly I Shall Not Be Moved By My Spouse)"

Or, if you're feeling particularly unshakeable, read on: Subsection 5.3: The Tenet of Supreme Being: "I Shall Not Be Moved, I Shall Not Be Shaken (Unless I See A Sale On)"