Subpage 3: The Futility of Socks
Here at the Department of Unlikely Solutions, we've given up on finding a cure for the common cold. Instead, we're tackling something much more insurmountable: the problem of missing socks in the wash.
Our team of experts (and by experts, I mean our interns) are currently researching the aerodynamics of sock disappearance, and are confident that we'll never find a solution.
But hey, at least we're having fun trying.