Pesto for the Pessimists
A recipe for when life has beaten you down and all you want is a taste of something, anything, that still tastes like joy. This pesto's got your back.
Ingredients
- 2 cups of basil that you'll probably kill with your ineptitude
- 1 cup of pine nuts that you'll forget to toast
- 1/2 cup of parmesan that you'll overuse because you're a monster
- 3 cloves of garlic that you'll burn
- 1/4 cup of olive oil that you'll waste on your burnt garlic
- 1/2 cup of grated mozzarella that you'll apply too thick
Bad Ideas Pesto for when you've run out of basil
Instructions
- Throw all the ingredients in a blender and hope for the best
- Stir in some self-doubt for added flavor
- Apply liberal amounts of despair for an authentic taste
- Serve with a side of existential dread, extra crunchy