Break Room Brawls: The Epicenter of Office Aggression

A Guide to Scheming, Scheming, and Scheming Some More

Warning: The following content may cause excessive eye-rolling, fist-pounding, and spontaneous combustion.

Section 2-1: The Art of Scheming

1. Gather your allies (i.e., the cubicle next door)

2. Plot your attack (i.e., "borrow" the stapler from the supply closet)

The Brawl

When tensions rise, and sanity flees, it's time to:

1. Stare intensely at the whiteboard (for 5+ minutes)

2. Tap the pen on the desk (with increasing urgency)

3. Challenge the air (with a series of piercing, accusatory stares)