Ancient Tome of Questionable Lore

A Compendium of Dubious Claims and Half-Baked Theories

Warning: The contents of this tome are highly unlikely to be true, but possibly mildly entertaining. Read at your own risk.

Table of Contents:

• Ancient Myths of Ridiculous Proportions
• Legendory Catastrophes of Unfathomable Proportions
• Lost City of Utter Bizarreness

Ancient Myths of Ridiculous Proportions

These tales of yore are so patently absurd, they defy credulity. Read on, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Of the Great Cheese that Stole the Moon, circa 300 BCE:

• It was said to have been stolen by a band of mischievous gnomes.
• Some claimed it was done by an army of giant hamsters.
• The truth, of course, remains lost to the sands of time.