We're not just a contact page, we're a time capsule of forgotten aspirations
Send us your deepest regrets, and we'll make sure to bury them deep in our dumpster
Or, you know, just send a nice letter, we're a bit of a hoarder
Our address is:
Section 3, Chrono-Maintenance
Throwaway Drive
Nowheresville, USA
Send Your Regrets Our Dumpster