Flushing the Advanced: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Chapter 3: Flushing the Advanced: A Guide to Not Trying

Flushing the Advanced is not just about water closets, it's about life. It's the ultimate guide to not doing anything productive. In this chapter, we'll cover:

• The art of staring blankly at a wall for hours
• The importance of procrastination in modern society
• How to turn your life into a never-ending loop of scrolling through memes

For more information on the science of doing nothing, visit the Quantum Physics of Procrastination page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Advanced Procrastination Experiments page.