Break the Employee

You're at the breaking point, where the employee's sanity is on the verge of collapse. The coffee machine is on fire, your cat's hairball has been rejected by HR, and the microwave is possessed. It's time to make a break for it.

Caution: Breaking the Employee may cause:

Don't forget, the employee has a right to a safe work environment, except when the boss walks in unannounced and starts asking for "just five minutes" of work. Then, it's anyone's game.

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