Mouse Whisperer Training

The Art of Squeaking, Scurrying, and Generally Being a Furry Overlord

Welcome, young mouse whisperer! Are you ready to learn the ancient art of commanding the forces of the wild?

Learn the secrets of Cheese Manipulation

Master the art of Subtle Scurrying

Communicate with Non-Living Objects

Remember: a true mouse whisperer must always wear stylish glasses, fancy hats, and carry explosive pens.