Undermining the Boss: Because "Performance Review" is a Myth

Step 1: Create an impressive-looking "To-Do List" of fake tasks.

• 1. Research the meaning of "synergy" in a non-business context.
• 2. Develop a comprehensive theory of "The Sneeze" as a metaphor for corporate culture.
• 3. Write a 10-page report on "The Importance of Procrastination in the Modern Workplace." (Estimated completion time: 3 months)

Step 2: Craft a series of cleverly-worded memos to subtly subvert your boss's authority:

• 1. "Subject: New Initiative: 'Rebranding the Water Cooler'."
• 2. "CC: The IT Department. We're watching you."

Step 3: Establish a network of clandestine meetings with like-minded coworkers to plan your coup:

• 1. Covert Operations Meeting
• 2. Sabotage Strategies 101

Step 4: Execute the plan, but only after a carefully-planned "mental health day."

Disclaimer: The author of this guide is not responsible for any damage caused by following these steps. However, we do offer a 10% off on our "Undermining the Boss" survival kit, which includes a complimentary "I'm Not a Morning Person" mug.

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