It's time to get real about the stapler situation. For too long, our staplers have been an affront to our senses. The constant barrage of bland, beige behemoths has got to stop.
Here's the plan: we're going to standardize the stapler. That's right, we're talking bold, bright colors. We'll have them in every room, in every office. No more hiding in the supply closet, no more excuses.
Red, blue, and green. That's the palette. No more neutral, beige, or "accidentally" purchased "chrome" finish. We're going for loud, we're going for proud, we're going for... well, we're just going for it, okay?