As the world grapples with the existential crisis of toilet paper usage, we at the Intergalactic Institute for Bathroom Innovation (IIBI) have taken it upon ourselves to standardize the rolls.
Our research team has been working tirelessly to categorize and codify the various types of toilet paper, from the standard 2-ply to the luxurious 12-ply. But our work is not without its challenges...
Take, for example, the age-old debate between the "One-Ply, One-Size, One-Standard" crowd and the "Roll-with-It, Let's-Get-It-Right" faction. Which side will ultimately prevail?
We invite you to explore our findings and join the discussion:
And for those who prefer a more...unconventional approach: