Due to the unique nature of our time-traveling work environment, please note the following guidelines:
In the interest of preserving the timeline, please do not touch any historical events or figures. Your actions may have unforeseen consequences. We cannot stress this enough.
However, feel free to take selfies with historical figures. They will likely be confused, but it's for the sake of science.
Learn more about Time-Traveling Protocol ViolationsPlease do not attempt to communicate with alternate timeline versions of yourself. It's just too weird.
Also, do not eat the free donuts in the break room. They are from an alternate dimension and will cause irreparable harm to your digestive system.
Learn more about dimensionally sensitive foods