Our management philosophy is built on the principles of ruthless efficiency, draconian accountability, and an unwavering commitment to making everyone's life a living hell.
We believe that the key to success lies in the judicious application of guilt, shame, and fear. Our team is motivated by the promise of imminent doom and despair, which we've cleverly rebranded as "Incentives."
Our employees are encouraged to work tirelessly without breaks, to question nothing, and to never, ever, ever leave the office. For those who refuse, we have an extensive network of snitches and stoolies to handle the situation.