Management Philosophy

Our management philosophy is based on the principles of extreme productivity.

The 5 Whys
The Art of Doing Something Else
Our Secret is to Not Care About You

We have a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in doing absolutely nothing.

Our team is divided into three departments:

1. The Department of Doing Absolutely Nothing

2. The Department of Making It Sound Like We're Doing Something

3. The Department of Blaming It on the Interns

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