Management Philosophy: The Art of Sarcasm and Futility

As a seasoned manager, you're no doubt aware of the crushing ennui that comes with being a cog in the machine.

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Our management philosophy is built around the principles of:

1. The Inefficiency of Efficiency

We believe that the most effective way to get things done is to do them the slowest way possible.

This ensures that everyone involved is thoroughly frustrated and disenchanted, leading to a more harmonious workplace.

2. The Futility of Foresight

We've found that by never planning ahead, we're always surprised by new and exciting opportunities for disappointment and disillusionment.

It's a management approach that's sure to keep you on your toes!

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