Lost and Found (section 3, subsection 4)

Welcome to the Lost and Found, section 3, subsection 4. We have a plethora of lost items that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

You can also check out our other sections:

• Lost and Found (section 3)
• Lost and Found (section 4)

We have a few items here that have been lost and found, but we're not sure what they're for:

• A VHS player that still works, despite being from the 80s.
• A pair of novelty mustaches that smell like old socks.
• A book about the history of denture adhesive.

If you're feeling lost, you can check out our Treasure Map for some guidance.

Or, if you're feeling found, you can return your items.

Disclaimer: We're not really sure what any of this means, but we hope you find it entertaining.