Section 3: The Inconspicuous Consumption of Socks

Because who needs a social life when you can have a drawer full of socks?

Sock Drawer Overload: A Study in Excess Sock Hoarding Support Group: Because You're Not Alone Socks as a Form of Self-Expression: Because Why Not? Socks in Space: The Uncharted Territories of Footwear

Disclaimer: Consuming socks is not a viable solution to the meaning of life. Consult a therapist, not a sock catalog.