The Department of Redundant Regulations and Inefficent Bureaucracy

Section 3: The Inefficent Bureaucracy

Where every form requires 17 pages of paperwork and a 3-month wait for a simple stamp of approval.

Our team of 12 highly trained, highly underutilized employees are here to assist you with your request.

Apply for a permit that will take 6 months to process, but will probably get rejected in 2 weeks anyway. Learn about our extensive collection of form 27-B/6 and its many uses. Get a tour of our state-of-the-art waiting room, where the chairs are always uncomfortable.

Please note that our office hours are Tuesday, Thursday, and every other Tuesday.