Section 2: Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of)

Q: What is Section 2?

Section 2 is actually just a collection of semi-answers to semi-questions. We're talking about the kind of answers that might be right, but not really.

You see, in Section 2, we're all about embracing the ambiguity.

Want to know more? Check out Section 2: Fuzzy Logic.

Or maybe you'd rather ask another question? Ask Another Question.

Or, if you're feeling really confused, you can try Choose Your Own Adventure.

Q: What is the point of Section 2?

We're still working on that.

Q: Is Section 2 real?

Ha! No.

Q: Can I find the answer to my real question here?

Unlikely.

Q: Is this thing still on the internet?

Only if you're looking really hard.