Lost in the Algorithmic Abyss

A Guide to Navigating the Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy

Warning: what you're about to read is not a tutorial on how to escape. It's a warning that you probably won't escape.

Deep within the heart of the Algorithmic Abyss, a realm of infinite recursion and existential dread, lies a labyrinth of bureaucratic red tape.

To proceed, you'll need to understand the fundamental principles of the Neo-Brutalist Code of Conduct:

• Never, ever, ever trust the error messages.
• Always assume the worst-case scenario. It's probably true.
• Don't bother trying to understand the flowchart, just follow the arrows.

Popular Sub-Paths:

• Infinitely Lost
• Loop-the-Loop
• Abyssal Logic